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Funny Anniversary Messages

Love is sharing your fries, your blanket and your Wi-Fi password. These funny anniversary messages celebrate the silly side of being together.

25 messages · free to copy

  1. 01

    Happy anniversary! Thanks for putting up with me. I know it's a full-time job.

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  2. 02

    Happy anniversary to my favorite person to annoy for the rest of my life.

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  3. 03

    I still love you, even though you steal all the blankets. Happy anniversary.

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  4. 04

    Happy anniversary! You're the only person I'd share my fries with. That's love.

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  5. 05

    Another year of you pretending to like my cooking. Happy anniversary!

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  6. 06

    Happy anniversary! We've been together so long I can hear you rolling your eyes.

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  7. 07

    Love is sharing a password and never changing it. Happy anniversary.

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  8. 08

    Happy anniversary to the person who knows all my weirdness and stays anyway.

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  9. 09

    Happy anniversary! I'd still choose you, even after seeing you hangry.

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  10. 10

    We make a great team: I make the mess, you find the snacks. Happy anniversary!

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  11. 11

    Happy anniversary! Thanks for not leaving when you saw my morning face.

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    You're my favorite person to argue with about the thermostat. Happy anniversary.

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  13. 13

    Happy anniversary! I love you more than I love being right, and that's a lot.

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  14. 14

    Congratulations on another year of being stuck with me. No refunds.

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  15. 15

    Happy anniversary! Let's celebrate by doing nothing and ordering takeout.

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  16. 16

    Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, laundry and passive-aggressive dishwasher loading.

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  17. 17

    I love you even when you're wrong, which is most of the time. Happy anniversary.

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  18. 18

    Happy anniversary! You still give me butterflies, or maybe that's the takeout.

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  19. 19

    Another year of you hogging the remote. Happy anniversary, I love you anyway.

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  20. 20

    Happy anniversary! We've officially been together long enough to have a 'usual'.

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  21. 21

    Happy anniversary to the only person who laughs at my jokes. Please never stop.

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  22. 22

    Thanks for being my human Google Maps, even if you're usually wrong. Happy anniversary.

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  23. 23

    Happy anniversary! Let's keep growing old together. You first.

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  24. 24

    You've seen me at my worst and you still share your snacks. That's true love.

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  25. 25

    Happy anniversary! Here's to many more years of me being right and you agreeing.

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How to write funny anniversary messages

Funny anniversary messages work because they're secretly romantic. Joking about stolen blankets, terrible directions or the time you got lost on holiday is really saying "I know you, and I love all of it." The more specific the joke, the better it lands, so swap in your own running gags where you can.

Couples who laugh together tend to love these, but read the room: if your partner is hoping for something sentimental this year, pair a funny line with a sincere one. A joke first and a heartfelt finish is the perfect anniversary card formula.

Questions people ask

What's a funny thing to write in an anniversary card?
Joke about a shared habit, like stealing blankets or arguing over directions, then end with "I'd still choose you every time."
Is a funny anniversary card romantic enough?
It can be, if you add one sincere line. Humor shows how well you know each other; the sincere line shows how much you care.
What do you write on a funny anniversary card for your husband?
Tease him about something harmless, like his snoring or his grill obsession, then tell him you'd marry him all over again.

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